Wednesday, January 14, 2009

A Plea to My Alaskan Readers


Can't you guys keep her at home? Please? Find some excuse. I'm begging you all! PLEASE!

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  1. *twitch.*

    Well, I'll try to get her into the same room with a laser pointer mounted to a motor, but I can't promise I can accomplish any kind of proximity...

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  2. We do what we can, but she seems determined to not be our governor. She craves the national spotlight.

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  3. arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggh.

    You realize that she may run in 2012 for Prez.

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  4. I can only afford so many leather straps to keep her tied to the bed, dammit...she keeps gnawin' through them!

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  5. Y'know, Raven, if not for the fact I was married, I'd REALLY like know why you have Palin tied to the bed. Really. However...:P

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